January 2011
89 posts
How to Keep Your Girlfriend Happy. →
One & Only. Your girlfriend should be your one & only. Make her feel special, k guys ? You’re lucky to have her even if she’s lucky to have you too. We know there are prettier out there but we like feeling as if we’re the only beautiful one in your eyes, & the only one you see.
“Ladies first.” No. That rule doesn’t apply to communication. Don’t wait for her call, text,...
“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
Don't ever use someone's past against them.
You’re just reminding them of the mistakes they made back then. If you watch their facial expression carefully, then you’ll see the hurt in their eyes as they reminisce everything that happened. Never use emotion as a weapon, it strikes deeper than you can imagine.
Life is too short to spend time with people who...
Ladies, DO NOT chase after a man. It's not a good...
yourprettywings:
another one of my favorite scenes!
the day that I find someone who will come to my house, apartment, whatever.. with cupcakes for the girls & I while we’re on the same cycle of our period.. and who will even make a “Period Mix” for us will be THE DAY. He will also feed me food in bed when I don’t want to move.
UGH! Ashton is so wonderful. Honestly. I was giggling the...
“Learn to let go of the past, and recognize that every day won’t be sunny. And...”
– One Tree Hill (via runawaytrain)
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
sounds like a Zukowski class
I know people make mistakes. I do too. That's why...
Don't be afraid of change. You may be losing...
fuckyeahrene:
“She may have what I want But your...
SELF WORTH -- EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THIS. "I'M...
blovelyyy:
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question: <span>“What kind of man are you looking for?”
She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye & asking,“Do you really want to know?”
Reluctantly, he said, “Yes.”
She began to expound:
“As a woman in this day & age, I am in a position to ask a man what can you do for me that I...
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You...
(via adaisyintherain-deactivated2010)
I love my daddy <3
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a...
adobomymanok:
deejay0609:
Oh Snap.
This!
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean...
itsbeenayear:
Seriously. I wish that more people understood this concept.
Some things are only okay when you're with your...
antonettepaviera:
a friend would just look at you and be awkward.
But best friend’s would join you and go all out.
haha sounds just like me and my best friends <3
Based on psychological study, a crush only last...
Relationships have stages. →
nahhh-mean:
STAGE 1:1-3 months = The Honeymoon Stage: Everything seems perfect, both are happy and feeling “in love”. You share moments, dates, and just having fun with each other, sharing laughs and giggles. It’s like nothing could stop you. Your feelings are infinite, and for once you’re thinking ” This may work out.. ” and seems like nothing could go wrong. You spend hours getting ready...
“When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple....”
– Randy Pausch (via mabelcee)
